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"Never mind how, just get me down."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bee flying to another flower.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

'Pray for me.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

A Venus cow trap.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”