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"Is this your work?"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You've changed."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The life of penguins.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"He's so full of shit."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Shark food pyramid.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The revenge of Russell

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"