Interspecies Observer Pillows

"Is this your work?"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"You've changed."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

The life of penguins.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"He's so full of shit."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Shark food pyramid.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"