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'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.

Is Gypsy Moth in Your Garden?

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'

"The only way to stop a bad guy with a magnifying glass is a good guy with a magnifying glass. And sorry about Earl."

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'You ticks give the rest of us parasites a bad name!'

"Colin catches flies in a 10 centimetre radius at an average speed of 0.07 seconds! I can't believe we are the first pony and chameleon team!"

"They never listen."

'We're waiting!'

'What was a traffic jam, Bob, is now a huge pile up.'

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'You've been in there for eleven weeks! I've got to pupa!'

"Look Daddy! On the tree! A fly!"

Worm with speakerphone.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Mystery

"A table for ten thousand, please."

Vegan Ants

"Keeping busy?"

Bad Ant Joke

Give us a leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg up.

"I tell you what, it's a great day to be alive."

Flies Don't Deserve Wings

Crickets. Insect Comedian's Nightmare.

We only live for 48 hours, Ernie --- Nobody's going to be interested in your memories!

Have you ever noticed that from the top of the anthill everybody looks like aphids?!