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'Are you the lady that reported the dangerous spider?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bee flying to another flower.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Keeping busy?"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

Insect Evolution Research Lab. Eureka! I've found the root of all weevils!

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Bird and Worm.

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'