Insect Inspectors Pillows

'Are you the lady that reported the dangerous spider?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Keeping busy?"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Bird and Worm.

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.