Insect Expert T-Shirts

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

'You're right: Take a photo and put it online, maybe somebody can identify what type of insect we've caught...'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Slugfest!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Let me introduce my other half."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Praying mantis.

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Fly Artist

Bees v Wasps

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.