Insect Expert Gifts

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

'You're right: Take a photo and put it online, maybe somebody can identify what type of insect we've caught...'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Let me introduce my other half."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Slugfest!

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Praying mantis.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'