Insectologist Gifts

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, a bug!"

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The flies have landed.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

The prying mantis,

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Insect extinction

Pharaoh Cocoon

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground