Entomologist Gifts

"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

'Oh yeah? You and whose army?'

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

'You've changed.'

Contractor Ants

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'There's ninety-nine zillion of us, and they think they're running things.'

'Got anything with a bit of leg room?'

Butterfly Auction

"Of course you're busy. We're all busy."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"We plan to swarm in and take this whole region." "Good, I don' thtink the humans are organized enough to stop us."

Pollination Process

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."

'I'm sorry sweetie, this just isn't working... you've changed!'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

Punk Entomologists.

Energy Saving Firefly

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Get up, you idiot! That's not our Queen, it's only Fat Bob.'

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

Ant using fork lift to carry his leaf

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker