Entomologist Gifts

"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

'You've changed.'

Contractor Ants

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'There's ninety-nine zillion of us, and they think they're running things.'

Butterfly Auction

"We plan to swarm in and take this whole region." "Good, I don' thtink the humans are organized enough to stop us."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Of course you're busy. We're all busy."

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

Pollination Process

'I'm sorry sweetie, this just isn't working... you've changed!'

"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

Punk Entomologists.

Energy Saving Firefly

Ant using fork lift to carry his leaf

'Johnny, no!...the best revenge is living well!'

The Last Mosquito

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Caterpillar in cocoon or chrysalis says: 'Shoot, I have to use the bathroom.'

Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!

Digital Bug

'We've got to pull off its wings, and Arnold is the best pull-off-its-wings consultant in the world!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.