Instrumental Entomologist Gifts

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, a bug!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Bee flying to another flower.

The flies have landed.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The prying mantis,

Insect extinction

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Get out of my face!"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."