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A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, a bug!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

The flies have landed.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The prying mantis,

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Insect extinction

Pharaoh Cocoon

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"Get out of my face!"

Exciting potato bugs.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."