Entomology Buff T-Shirts

'You think you've got problems? Try being a male ladybug!'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Stop at the first filthy restroom you see.'

"It's not a coincidence! We are the same age, we come from the same colony, so of course, my mum is the Queen too!"

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"It's not that I don't fancy you, Brian, but if I have sex with you, I'll have to eat you, and there goes my diet!"

"He said to quit bothering him and to get a changing room of our own."

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

'I'm very sorry, the tests have shown you're not a Queen: You can't have babies...'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Worker bees - 'Hey honey, show us your antennae!'

'This is a total waste of time.'

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

Stick insects and non-stick insects.

'I forgot to mention: I have a big family.'

Give us a leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg up.

Entomology Lab. I think the insect population declines we've been seeing in nature are a result of problems with their healthcare system. Podiatry and vision care are not covered services. Your plan will only pay for a one-night stay in the cocoon. The HMO says this is a workers comp issue. Insurance. Premiums are higher for ladybugs than for other bugs.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, a bug!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The flies have landed.