Entomology Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Don't feel bad, son. The people are only screaming because they're such big fans."

"Dinner with a dung beetle."

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'Visit my website.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'At ease, soldier.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Let me introduce my other half."

Slugfest!

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Bees v Wasps

Fly Artist

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.