Entomology Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Don't feel bad, son. The people are only screaming because they're such big fans."

"Dinner with a dung beetle."

"I've met some rich dung beetles in my time..."

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'Visit my website.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Exciting potato bugs.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Slugfest!

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Let me introduce my other half."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

Fly Artist

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'