Entomology Admirer T-Shirts

Kamakazi Flies

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'If it's true that the world ant population is 10 to the power of 15, then it's no wonder we never run into anyone we know.'

'This month's issue is just loaded with those pheromone scent-strips.'

'Rumble bees.'

'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Pray for me.'

A Venus cow trap.

"Let me introduce my other half."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Slugfest!

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'