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"I know it's crowded and noisy, but isn't it fun to get out periodically?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Honey Wallah

Exciting potato bugs.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Comb Sweet Comb

'Pray for me.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A Venus cow trap.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"No son of mine is going into entomology."