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'Not the Adam Ant!'

Walking Stick

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Exciting potato bugs.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Slugfest!

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Fly Artist

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Praying mantis.

Bees v Wasps