Entomology Aficionado Gifts

Walking Stick

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Let me introduce my other half."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Slugfest!

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Fly Artist