Entomology Admirer Gifts

Kamakazi Flies

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

Dung beetle wearing a Santa hat makes a dung snowman.

'If it's true that the world ant population is 10 to the power of 15, then it's no wonder we never run into anyone we know.'

'This month's issue is just loaded with those pheromone scent-strips.'

Exciting potato bugs.

'Rumble bees.'

'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Comb Sweet Comb

'Pray for me.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"