Entomology Appreciator Gifts

Nit Maps.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Exciting potato bugs.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Praying mantis.

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bug hanging up stockings

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

International House of Excrement

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

When lice dream.

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'

'Sorry I'm late.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Music hall for insects'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

Really? You don't mind if I ask her out?

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'