Insect Appreciator Gifts

"Sometimes I wouldn't mind just getting some pasta."

'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Honeycomb

"I don't care what kind of locust you are, Ray. You can't just waltz back in here after a 17-year absence and expect to find your old job waiting for you!"

"He's a Dung-Beetle: No way I'm giving him mouth-to-mouth!"

Fly reading glasses

'Alright, I'll join you for dinner later and I'll bring wine: Red or White with this type of dung?'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

Cow blowing bubbles from both ends.

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Bee on stool with mug of tea.

'Going anywhere nice this summer?'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The prying mantis,

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing