Insect Admirer Gifts

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

'I hurt my back last week, so I've been put on 'Light Duty' for a couple of weeks...'

Caterpillar change room.

'I hurt my back last week, so I've been put on 'Light Duty' for a couple of weeks...'

"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."

'What comes after a mayfly?' 'A junebug?'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

Pollination Process

Fire Ants.

'That's it,Terry! Perfect.Just hold your head like that.'

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Punk Entomologists.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

"That buzzing in your ears is perfectly normal."

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'The best thing about being a bee is you can get out of things by saying, 'I'm busy'.'

A bee in small airplane

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Smoked salmon and cream cheese. What's in yours?'

Praying Mantis.

'You look different dear... had your hair done?'

Employee of the month.

Spiders in Love (colour)

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Mothball vending machine.

'You kids stop fighting or I swear, I will turn this banana around!'

You'll love the change, except for the hot flashes.

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

'Did anyone order a pizza?'