Insect Admirer Gifts

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

'I hurt my back last week, so I've been put on 'Light Duty' for a couple of weeks...'

Caterpillar change room.

'I hurt my back last week, so I've been put on 'Light Duty' for a couple of weeks...'

"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."

'What comes after a mayfly?' 'A junebug?'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

Pollination Process

Fire Ants.

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Punk Entomologists.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

"That buzzing in your ears is perfectly normal."

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

A bee in small airplane

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

You'll love the change, except for the hot flashes.

'You look different dear... had your hair done?'

Spiders in Love (colour)

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

Mothball vending machine.

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'The best thing about being a bee is you can get out of things by saying, 'I'm busy'.'

'You kids stop fighting or I swear, I will turn this banana around!'

Praying Mantis.

Nature corner

"Well, I suppose I'd better go and get changed"

'Hi honey, I'm home!'

Entomologist

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

'Gesundheit.'

Beehive Directions