Insect Enthusiasts Gifts

Stinging Bee

'I saved for months, but I can now afford to have a pedicure...'

'So as you were approaching, did the fact that ten other flies were stuck there, not alert you to the fact that the paint might be WET?'

Bowling Ball Worm

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Dung beetle dream: 'It must have been great to have lived in dinosaur dung days!'

"I think you'll be interested in this one. Just listed, fresh on the market."

It's time for me to die Herb. Can you help me up to that light fixture?

Flies - 'This is good st.'

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

'I don't care about school, Dad: I want to be a Worker like you when I grow up...'

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

Ta da! Roasted ants for lunch today!

"... Oh, that's just Theresa Mayfly. Here today, gone tomorrow."

"OK, you know the rule kids: let's stick together!"

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

"Take one thousand steps backward, turn, and fire."

"Women! Am I right?"

"God, it's so nice to get away from all those flies."

Two Fleas in a Bar

Sign in the back of a fly's car reads Maggot on Board.

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

Fly jail.

Lightning Bug Bullies

'It's sad that the only time we all get together is funerals or rain.'

'It's a nice day. Why don't you two go out and pray.'

Ants stealing a man's toes from his leg cast.

Dumbstruck - 'Does my bum look big in this?' King and Queen ant.