Insect Aficionados Gifts

'And I said to the Queen: Forget the colony's good, what's in it for me?'

'What do you mean no bees are allowed? That's species discrimination.'

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

'Personally, I think this acupuncture lark is highly over-rated.'

'At ease, soldier.'

It was the busiest department in the hospital.

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

"Good news, it's seedless."

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

'Objection, your honor! Referring to my client as a 'killer' bee will influence the jury!' 'Sustained - please refer to the defendant as an 'alleged killer bee'.'

Faecal Attraction

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

'Excuse me, ma'am . . . . I believe this is yours.'

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"

"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

"This accident was pretty bad. We're going to need some windshield wiper cleaner."

Mutant Mootunes - When slugs ruled the world

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

"And is that the windshield that killed your husband?!"

'Son, now that you have a girlfriend and your Dad is not here to do this, we need to have the 'birds and the cannibals' discussion.'

It has nothing to do with paranoia. I was born with a shell!

Yeah, you look a little lightheaded.

Planet of the Ants

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision