Insect World Aficionado Gifts

"Should we agree on a safe word?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The prying mantis,

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Honey Wallah

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

'Pray for me.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."