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"Should we agree on a safe word?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The prying mantis,

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Comb Sweet Comb

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Pray for me.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'