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Hmmm... Listen to this: Says here, males think about pollination every 7 seconds. Is that true, Clifford?... Clifford?

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Ant using fork lift to carry his leaf

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Butterflies see caterpillar hang gliding.

"I have an on-call podiatrist."

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"You've changed."

Ants flying butterfly kites.

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

'I'm a butterfly, I'm a butterfly...'

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

'Damn!'

Evil Insect

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'Yeah, We're switching over to that digital signal thing.'

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

"If we're high in protein, why are we so small?"

Mind Your Antennae.

"You might want to mop your floor. It's a bit sticky."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Doofus...two pounds of fireflies does not qualify as a light snack.'

'Back away slowly...'

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Then one day Professor Spodding Just upped stick insects and left.'

'Which one is yours?'

Bug with a leaf.

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

How did the food-scouting expedition go? It was no picnic.