Insect Fanatic T-Shirts

Insect Grammar. Praying mantis. Preying mantis. Prying mantis.

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The prying mantis,

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Comb Sweet Comb

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Pray for me.'

A Venus cow trap.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."