Insect Fans T-Shirts

You'd better go on a diet Bill: You don't look like a stick anymore...

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The prying mantis,

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Honey Wallah

'We found you in a cabbage!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"This will sting a bit."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

'Pray for me.'

A Venus cow trap.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."