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A bridge too far

"Drawing blood again?"

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"I'd love to go dancing with you but I've got a thousand left feet."

"This will sting a bit."

Fly Mimes.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"I assume you're looking for something short term."

"You're a cricket. Restless Leg Syndrome is perfectly normal."

'Ah, suddenly my pitiful life has meaning!'

'Only the legs and wings, Doug - remember your diet.'

'your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

"It's not wallpaper. It's my ant farm."

A Bug's Life Advice

Bad news...we're ants!

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Excuse me... there's a poop on my fly!'

"Think about the honey."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Fly Artist

Praying mantis.

Bug hanging up stockings

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

The worm that churned!

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

International House of Excrement

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'