Insect Fan Gifts

A bridge too far

"Drawing blood again?"

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"I'd love to go dancing with you but I've got a thousand left feet."

"This will sting a bit."

Fly Mimes.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"I assume you're looking for something short term."

"You're a cricket. Restless Leg Syndrome is perfectly normal."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'Ah, suddenly my pitiful life has meaning!'

'Only the legs and wings, Doug - remember your diet.'

'your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

"It's not wallpaper. It's my ant farm."

A Bug's Life Advice

Bad news...we're ants!

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Excuse me... there's a poop on my fly!'

Of course it's all just "busy work." We're bees. That's what we do.

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Think about the honey."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

Bug hanging up stockings

Fly Artist

Praying mantis.