Bug Fan Gifts

Albert Biggs, Dung beetle - rest in faeces.

'Hello,Biggo Tackle Supply? About tha dozen flys I ordered.....'

What next?!

"At some point the process went wrong."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"This will sting a bit."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Fly Artist

The worm that churned!

"Think about the honey."

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Asexual harassment.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

A Bug's Life Advice

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

Unlikely Fly Scenario

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"When I was seventeen..."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Fly Space.

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'