Bug Fan Gifts

Wait, you took how many steps?

Of course I'm happy! How many other creatures have a planet named after them?

Albert Biggs, Dung beetle - rest in faeces.

'Hello,Biggo Tackle Supply? About tha dozen flys I ordered.....'

What next?!

"At some point the process went wrong."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"This will sting a bit."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Fly Artist

"Think about the honey."

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

The worm that churned!

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Asexual harassment.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

Unlikely Fly Scenario

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

A Bug's Life Advice

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."