Bug Band Fan Gifts

"When I was seventeen..."

Praying mantis rock band sings about dysfunctional family.

Bright idea

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"This will sting a bit."

The worm that churned!

"Think about the honey."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

A Bug's Life Advice

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'I'm so lonesome...'

'Because of the strain of reporting the news day after day, the whole news department has had a nervous breakdown. Instead of the news tonight, we're presenting some Bugs Bunny shorts.'

One Man Band

What next?!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

Fly Mimes.

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

Of course it's all just "busy work." We're bees. That's what we do.

Peter Green, 1946-2020

Damon Albarn

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."