Bug Fans Gifts

"How 'bout it, buddy? Totally taked bulbs, here."

Dung beetle dream: 'It must have been great to have lived in dinosaur dung days!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"This will sting a bit."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

The worm that churned!

"Think about the honey."

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

A Bug's Life Advice

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"These are my windscreen credits."

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

"When I was seventeen..."

Ants watching human invasion.

What next?!

'Because of the strain of reporting the news day after day, the whole news department has had a nervous breakdown. Instead of the news tonight, we're presenting some Bugs Bunny shorts.'

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

Reserve Ants

"Don't feel bad, son. The people are only screaming because they're such big fans."