Bugs Bunny Fan Gifts

'Because of the strain of reporting the news day after day, the whole news department has had a nervous breakdown. Instead of the news tonight, we're presenting some Bugs Bunny shorts.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

The worm that churned!

Easter Egg Island

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Geezer.

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"This must be Easter Island!"

The Rabbit Meeting.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."