Bunny Ears Fan Gifts

Geezer.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Atomic Bear: Part 2

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

"I'm in for observation."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Bubbie Selfies

"Back away from the squirrel!"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Fifi"

"No thanks, just the peanuts."