Bunny Therapy Fan Gifts

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

Licensed Therapist

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Geezer.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Laughter Therapy.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Men and Women's changing rooms

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'Because of the strain of reporting the news day after day, the whole news department has had a nervous breakdown. Instead of the news tonight, we're presenting some Bugs Bunny shorts.'

"Too hard?"

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

'Don't worry, Ma'am -- we'll do everything for him that psychobabble can do!'

'You seem to be a stable person to me.'

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

The last Easter

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

Easter.

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Winter Sale

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

New Shoes.

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

"Could I do this with an imaginary friend?"