Bunny Therapy Fan Gifts

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

Licensed Therapist

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Geezer.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Laughter Therapy.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Men and Women's changing rooms

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Too hard?"

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

'Because of the strain of reporting the news day after day, the whole news department has had a nervous breakdown. Instead of the news tonight, we're presenting some Bugs Bunny shorts.'

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

'Don't worry, Ma'am -- we'll do everything for him that psychobabble can do!'

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

'You seem to be a stable person to me.'

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

The last Easter

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Winter Sale

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

Easter.

New Shoes.

Woman shopping for stress relief devices