Furry Therapist Fan Gifts

Licensed Therapist

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Be kind"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Family with pets.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."