Furry Family Fan Gifts

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Bad dog."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Foster failure

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Christmas Pets

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.