Furry Family Fan Gifts

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Bad dog."

Foster failure

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"He's already getting attached to you."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

Family with pets.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Christmas Pets

'The word bath is mentioned.'