Furry Family Aficionados Gifts

'Are you here, Alfred?'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Foster failure

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Bad dog."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Christmas Pets

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

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'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"He wants a second opinion."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

Cat and Dog Fights.

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'