Furry Family Aficionados Pillows

'Are you here, Alfred?'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Foster failure

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Bad dog."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Christmas Pets

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

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'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"He wants a second opinion."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Cat and Dog Fights.

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."