Furry Family Enthusiast Gifts

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'We never knew you has a BIG brother!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Bad dog."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Foster failure

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Be kind"

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Christmas Pets

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

I love my family!

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

Mother's Love

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."