Furry Enthusiast Gifts

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog yoga

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Family with pets.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Christmas Pets

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."