Furry Family Gifts

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

"He wants a second opinion."

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

"I'm 'Bad Dog' so you must be 'Good Boy'!"

"He's a real dog person."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Foster failure

"Bad dog."

Dogs

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'We'll take it!'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'He's barking mad!'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Gee, thanks

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

'Your trainers really whiff.' - 'Yeah, they're awful, aren't they?!' - 'Do something about !!!' - 'Oh, I see...'

"I think you should know - you're adopted."