Furry Family Creators Gifts

Foster failure

"Bad dog."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Dogs

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"He wants a second opinion."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'He's barking mad!'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Gee, thanks

"He's a real dog person."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

'Your trainers really whiff.' - 'Yeah, they're awful, aren't they?!' - 'Do something about !!!' - 'Oh, I see...'

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

"There's Ron. I knew we lost him the minute he mistakenly walked into that investment bankers convention next door."