Furry Family Creators Pillows

Foster failure

"Bad dog."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Dogs

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"He wants a second opinion."

'He's barking mad!'

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Gee, thanks

"He's a real dog person."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

'Your trainers really whiff.' - 'Yeah, they're awful, aren't they?!' - 'Do something about !!!' - 'Oh, I see...'

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

'A payment plan? What do you mean?'

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."