Furry Family Leader Pillows

Dogs

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Foster failure

"Bad dog."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Von Trapp family masks

'We'll take it!'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"He wants a second opinion."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

"He's a real dog person."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

"He says he no longer recognizes our mandate."