Furry Family Advocate Pillows

Man sees couch full of dog, sign says 'No Vacancy'.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

Foster failure

Dogs

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"He wants a second opinion."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"Adopt me."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"He's a real dog person."

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"What?"

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

'We do require human references, if possible!'