Four-legged Friend Advocate Pillows

If dogs were psychiatrists.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Remember me?'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Your love gives me strength."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Dog and man on couch

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"Adopt me."