Furry Friend Advocate Pillows

'Remember me?'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Dog wants a walk.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Is he too fat?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Family with pets.

"A little help, please."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

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'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'